Bacon: Take thrice daily.

I’ve seen these things on the counter at various convenience stores and always wondered what the deal was…so much to the disapproval of my coworkers I’m going to try it! There were two varieties there normal and extra strength…

“Hey Tim, since you’ve never taken it before why don’t you try the normal on first”

“Pfffft…no way! I’m going all in on this one!”

Recommended use: Drink one half bottle for moderate energy. Drink one whole bottle for MAXIMUM energy! One whole bottle coming up!

1:51pm

So it doesn’t taste all that gross…kind of like a more tart flat red bull. Not feeling any immediate effects, I think I’ll eat my spicy chex mix now.

2:16pm

My coworker says I’m talking fast…I don’t really see it. Then again I don’t really talk to myself that often. Ok, so that’s a lie I talk to myself all the time but I’m not very conscious of the speed. Any ways I’m feeling a little jittery I’m hoping this is just the initial shock to my system and this doesn’t persist for 5 hours…Its a good thing I’m not scheduled to perform surgery this afternoon.

2:51pm

I’m less jittery now but I feel like I’m on a mild dosage of speed. Sitting bores me.

3:20pm

Coding has become effortless! I can’t make a habit of this but once the initial shock was over the caffeine/scandinavian power metal combo really seems to work!

3:31pm

For the record I’m updating this using Ecto Very very cool!

4:30pm

Meh…feeling more or less normal now. But that’s good! This is the time of the work day that usually seems to drag. Hopefully there’s a little left when I get home

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