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	<title>Bacon: Take thrice daily.</title>
	<link>http://baconfortress.com</link>
	<description>Now with more sodium!</description>
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		<title>Common sense is doomed (AKA: why I&#8217;ll always have a job)</title>
		<description>In the last week or so I was asked to convert a couple document files, a .docx and .pages.  After asking what they were for I was informed that they were resumes that recent college grads sent us. 
WHAT?
So let me get this straight.  You want me to go out of ...</description>
		<link>http://baconfortress.com/common-sense-is-doomed-aka-why-ill-always-have-a-job_20090506</link>
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		<title>The 5 hour energy experiment</title>
		<description>I've seen these things on the counter at various convenience stores and always wondered what the deal was...so much to the disapproval of my coworkers I'm going to try it! There were two varieties there normal and extra strength...
"Hey Tim, since you've never taken it before why don't you try ...</description>
		<link>http://baconfortress.com/the-5-hour-energy-experiment_20081106</link>
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		<title>New York City pubcrawl</title>
		<description>Alex and I are going to drink our way from the village all the way up to the UES.  In the interest of keeping track of  our carousing I'll post every bar!

12:45 
Standings- blue point larger. Crazy college football bar. Red sox fans welcome!

1:25
O'hanlons- on the way here ...</description>
		<link>http://baconfortress.com/new-york-city-pubcrawl_20081004</link>
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		<title>iPhone Bar Review: Doc Holliday&#8217;s</title>
		<description>My friend G-Money pointed out that I have:
a.    A webpage
b.    An iPhone
c.    An insatiable thirst
d.    A sixth sense about finding great bars

Therefore I’ve decided every time I visit a new bar it will be documented – as well as I can remember it anyways.
Doc Holliday’s – NYC – East Village
I ...</description>
		<link>http://baconfortress.com/iphone-bar-review-doc-hollidays_20080930</link>
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		<title>Own a piece of Fenway!</title>
		<description>They are selling certain seats from Fenway park this offseason!  I know I'll have some authentic Fenway seats in my living room!  Here are the details:

The Boston Red Sox are selling all Red Dugout, Field  Box, Loge Box and Roof Box seats between sections 14-27.  We can not  ...</description>
		<link>http://baconfortress.com/own-a-piece-of-fenway_20080919</link>
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		<title>Everyone&#8217;s new homepage</title>
		<description>http://www.reddit.com/r/Bacon/

"Nuff' Said" </description>
		<link>http://baconfortress.com/everyones-new-homepage_20080917</link>
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		<title>Suggested Red Sox Lineup</title>
		<description>Dear Terry Francona,

I realize you do your job very well but from an interested third party I submit the following for your consideration:

1. Pedrioa

2. Youk

3. Drew

4. Ortiz

5 Lowell

6. Bay

7. Lowrie

8. Tek/Cash

9. Jacoby

I know Ortiz might complain but he'd be PERFECT batting 4th because more often than not at least one ...</description>
		<link>http://baconfortress.com/suggested-red-sox-lineup_20080825</link>
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		<title>Iphone day two.</title>
		<description>First thing:I'm posting this from my iPhone!  Solid.      

I've found something annoying. If your phone is set to vibrate and while you are talking on the phone you get a text message... Buzz!  Holy shit it scares the crap out of you!

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		<link>http://baconfortress.com/iphone-day-two_20080729</link>
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		<title>Diary of a CrackBerry user converting to iPhone: Day 1</title>
		<description>Allow me to start with a brief description of how I use my phone.  Outside of phone calls (duh) I check both my personal gmail and my work email (imap), send a ton to text messages (even more when drinking), and surfing the net to resolve bar room disputes (usually ...</description>
		<link>http://baconfortress.com/diary-of-a-crackberry-user-converting-to-iphone-day-1_20080727</link>
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		<title>Part I of the possibly long running series on being more British</title>
		<description>Ok, I'm not British (at least that I know of) but I feel things would be way more fun if we (Americans, or even just Bostonians) had a little more Brit about us.  We tend to ruin everything British (Who's line is it anyways, The Office, soon to be Top ...</description>
		<link>http://baconfortress.com/part-i-of-the-possibly-long-running-series-on-being-more-british_20080724</link>
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